Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Quote n Quote: 3

Romance at short notice was her speciality

This is from... you know what... I am not gonna tell you. If you did not know which story this is from... I will never forgive you. (You were spared because I don't swear in my blog!)

--
Jade.

P.S. I am having dreams again. No. Not nightmares. Just dreams. But dreams are tiresome. I wake up tired when I dream. :(

P.P.S The line, by the way, is from... O! just figure it out yourself!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Quote n Quote: 2

Above the door hangs the sign board, upon which has been depicted a vast animal of unfamiliar species. In the act of firing upon this monster is represented an unobtrusive human levelling an obtrusive gun, once the colour of bright gold. Now the legend above the picture is faded beyond conjecture; the gun's relation to the title is a matter of faith; the menaced animal, wearied of the long aim of the hunter, has resolved itself into a shapeless blot.

From 'Blind Man's Holiday' by O' Henry.

--
Raven.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Quote n Quote: 1

I decided to record the lines I liked very much from the short stories I have been reading. They will keep coming as and when I encounter 'em. Don't mind them, but if you like 'em too, leave a comment suggesting more such stories.

Heres the first one:

The wondering look deepened in Cyprian's eyes as he followed his aunt; he belonged to a generation that is supposed to be over-fond of the role of mere spectator, but looking at napkins that one did not mean to buy was a pleasure beyond his comprehension.

From 'The Dreamer' by Saki

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Raven.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

My Good Morning

When I was still at school I had come across a saying from papers, probably from some ad: "Little gestures make much difference". Indeed, they do.

I will assume, without probing into the statistics, that you have read stories the likes of stories by O' Henry. If you have not, read 'em sometime. I will also assume, again without your consent, that you have watched movies, particularly those from Hollywood; the movies that belong to 'Romance' genre. Now the word romance tempts me to diverge from the story I want to write and instead write about the origins and philosophy of the word "romance", 'cause it is oft' misunderstood. But I shall hold my reins more firmly this time.

I am talking about stories and movies where two strangers meet in a cheap restaurant or on the bar table.
"howz the movie?"
"beg yo parduh?"
"the movie. Did you like it?"
"How... did you know?..", picking up her bag, ready to leave.
"Its alright. You are fiddling with the ticket."
She glances into her hand, sees the ticket, looks up and gives an awkward smile.
"Sorry! I thought you were stalking me or something"
"Coffee?"
"Yea. Sure. Irish"
He calls for the waiter.
"Did you want anything more, sir?"
"Oh. No. But can you get an Irish Coffee for this lady here, please?"
"Of course, sir"
The waiter walks away. They look at each other and smile.
"The movie was good. Better than my expectations"
"Is not it? I liked the truck toppling scene, the best"
"Now how did you know which movie I was watching?"
"There is only one playing now, that can be better than your expectations"
She smiles. Pleasantly this time.
"You a detective or somethin' ?"
"Ha! I wish. I am just a jobless physics professor"
She laughs. Her drink and his food arrive. They talk a little more about the movie.When its about time they part,
"Rachael", she shakes his hand, "I live a couple of blocks from here"
The professor nods his head, "Ethan. I live on a website. The xyz univ ". They laugh and part.

I am not a critique or a stereo-typist or a psychologist or anything, but a typical chance meeting in old classy short stories, when poorly imitated would be something like this:
An orange summer evening it is and M. Alphonse was seated in the orange tainted bench. M. Alphonse took a walk, at 6:45pm precisely, everyday. Even on the day the clock in the Clock Tower stopped ticking, M. Alphonse did not miss his beat. He now sat in his bench under the shade of the large trees with their orange tanned leaves. The river on the banks of which the park rose, is the only contrasting patch of blue among the brown of tree barks and the orange of dried leaves strewn all over. He watched kids playing ball. Some kids were running behind the dogs. Some kids were being chased by their nurses. He watched all that he watches every other day. What he failed to notice, though, was the woman walking down to the same bench he was seated on. If it were not for the perfume she was wearing he would never have felt her presence. But the perfume had already done its part. Curiosity took its birth. He looked to his side and glanced at the fair lady in a bonnet and a pink generous skirt.
"n'est-ce pas une bonne soirée", the girl said, staring at the children playing.
"en fait, il est", Alphonse agreed.

Since the rest of the conversation continued in French, I won't take the trouble of narrating a story trying to make it look like Porter's. I will just state that they talked a while and in parting each wished good night to the other.

So what if you have seen such movies or read such tales, you ask? Well, if you have, did you ever wonder why such a thing almost never happens in your real life. Strangers no longer meet in restaurants and parks. They never meet. Now one might argue that they do occasionally meet in Orkut and Facebook and other such virtual parks. But I am still a creature of the ancient age and the world wide web, despite my own share of marvel, utility and interest in it, is not one where I would like to meet my date.

I must be a queer one to say "Man is a social animal". Well, at least you will find many essays and articles which assert that man is a social animal. But today, I would consider that as a blasphemy. For two reasons; for one, man is not an animal, not any longer and secondly, man is not social. Well, thats my opinion anyway. You may argue otherwise, protesting that you party with your friends every week end, go to the cinema with your gang, eat out with your colleagues. Then let me ask you, how many strangers have you greeted in a mall or a park or a club or a restaurant? You don't greet. You don't expect to be greeted. You don't want to be greeted. If by some miscalculated chance, some body does greet you, you look at him suspiciously, throw him such icy piercing looks, he will draw a wall around himself. There ends his society. There dies another social animal.

I, however, did not entirely miss a few romantic encounters. The first of them took place in my city of dreams. Bombay? Oh no. No no. Madras. That was the city where dream like events took place in my life. I was asked once, on the occasion of finishing five years in Bombay, which coincided with my graduation, what my most memorable event in Bombay was. I sat trying to think about it the rest of my lunch. But all I could think about was my internship in IMSc, Chennai. It was there, one fine sunny morning, that I had my first surprise of my life. I was sitting in the cafeteria, digging into my breakfast and reading the newspaper. Washing down my breakfast with coffee, I looked up to see two Christian ladies walking into the cafeteria. One walked behind the other, their steps brisk. Just as I was about to return to my newspaper, the lady in the front gave a nod and mouthed "Good morning"! I was surprised. Almost stunned and paralysed. But my instinct took over. I nodded in return and wished her good morning. My eyes then moved over to the lady walking behind. She nodded in time and smiled, "Good morning". I returned her smile and said, "Good morning". They had a word with the cook and then nodding again to me, made their way out of the cafeteria, leaving me in doubt. I doubted my convictions about human nature the first time then. A moment later I relapsed, shook myself off of the doubts. Those two were not humans, I told myself. But the truth, I think, is that it left a strong permanent mark on me.

It was also during this time in the same city of Madras that I made my acquaintances with a certain tall, heavy, black PhD student, with his hair in a pony-tail. It is an acquaintance that I cherish and always remind myself of when in despair. He made me realise the true strength of a human. Yes, I am talking about a human. If there is anything that the humans can own that is worth some pride (or shame to some), it is his/her immeasurable capacity to endure. It was also thanks to his acquaintance that I met the girl with big black eyes who is good at math.

So that was the first of the few romantic encounters. The last of them happened today.

I woke up lazy. Flipped through the newspapers. I thanked my angels, for it was not raining this morning, though it was not very dry either. I walked the familiar road to my office. Almost there, I got a message from my elder cousin:
"What's the actual meaning of Morning?
Morning = 'one more inning' given by 'God' to play!
Don't let him down. Make Best of it!
Good Morning!"
It was a little overwhelming, but it was pleasant; I replied, "Good morning to you too" and resumed walking.

A little ahead, some one jogging in the street called out to somebody else, "GOOD MORNING". I remembered the Chennai incident. I smiled. I nodded and whispered morning to myself. Then I turned around the corner to see a great dane walking towards me beside its master. As we got closer, it walked more towards me a little and nodded its head. I replied him with a nod. But I was pleasantly surprised to see a tiny pomerenian, walking proudly behind the great dane, also come closer to me, look me in the eye, lick its nose and nod its head twice.
'Yes. Morning to you too', I said gently.

Human or otherwise, it has been quite a long time since I received a greeting from a stranger.

Well, thus endeth my latest romantic encounter and my very very Good Morning.

Jade

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

the world is a strange theatre

What do you think of an Indian living in Bombay for five years and still can not speak or understand Marathi and only half understand Hindi? Yes, Ma'm ? A half-arsed idiot? Uh uh! Who is it, you ask? Oh! But that would be me, Ma'm. That half whatever idiot. Where do I come from? Well, thats difficult to answer, too! Born, and only born, in Kerala and brought up in Andhra Pradesh. So I know Tamil, you say? But you are mistaken Ma'm, the language is Malayalam in Kerala. And the Malayalis would laugh at me if I spoke in Malayalam. I sent my grandma in Kerala some money today through money order and I could not write any message for her.

'But since you were schooled in Andhra Pradesh, surely you should know Teilgu?'

I should? Yes, Ma'm. I do. I know Telugu. I can speak, understand, read and write perfectly in Telugu. But that is no comfort to me. I no longer live in that forsaken desert. Forsaken by me, that is.

"Pagaar"
"uh?"
"PagAAR"
"Hindi mein boliye"
"Kya?"
"Ek minute"
I realised, shamefully, that she was indeed speaking in Hindi and that I did not know what she was talking about. There is nothing I can do now to save my face, for the shame has already flushed my face red. So I called my colleague to sort the matter out. And from their conversation I heard one distinct statement: "Woh Hindi nahi jaantha hain?". My colleague tried to be nice, "Woh sirf paggar nahi jaantha hain". I added one more word to the list of words I did not know.

As I mentioned briefly earlier, I had been to the post office today to send out a money order. I had to buy the money order form.
"Money order...?" Why do my statements always trail away in uncertainty when it comes to speaking to others in local languages?
"Form chahiye?"
"Haan! haan!" I said happily. I know the Hindi word for Yes perfectly well. But deep down I knew, I was only trying to hide the fact that I did not know a form had to be filled in. That was the first time I was sending a M.O
"Chaara..", the lady at the counter said
I gave her a ten rupee note.
"Change nahi hain?"
"Nahi", I was sorry. I looked into my purse. I only had a rupee coin.
She gave me the form and lots of coins! What the hell! Did she give the six rupees in fifty paises? I counted nine rupees and seventy five paise and realised it was only "Chaarana" and not "chaar" !
After sending the money order, I went back and confessed that I did not understand her properly and that I now have change worth a ten rupee note. She smiled. But I am sure she laughed within.

I stepped out into the gloomy day with its irritating drizzle. Am I growing old so soon? Are my cells dying so fast? Not being able to learn new languages and not being able to hear properly, surely these are signs of getting old. And I lost a word game yesterday. And did not do quite well in another.

I came back to my office and sat to think. Instead of thinking of ways of learning the language, I quickly came to a decision. 'May be I should play deaf and dumb'.

"Pagaar"
"mm?" Showing a question mark with my hand
"PagAAR"
"mm?" Showing the question and frowning with my eye brows furrowed.
"SUNAI nahi detha KYA?", pointing to her ears
Calmly, I show my ears and mouth and cross my hands. Then I show her my palm asking her to wait. My colleague takes over. And then probably I would have heard, "Bechara! Usko zara sorry boldijiye. Patha nahi tha"

Its not just the language. The world is a strange theatre to me and every scene, I am forced to think I should have played deaf and dumb. I graduated from a Tech School from Physics Department. It is probably because of the Physics department that I failed to learn Hindi. After all the reasoning that is being fed into me, how do you expect me to decide that objects like sun, book, flower, hair, water, paper, phone, police, bag, food, time, hotel,... every damn thing on earth is either male or female! But its not just Hindi...

"Which department?"
"Physics"
"What is an exciton?"
"WHAT?"
"Abe! quantum mechanics padtha nahi hain kya?"
"WHAT?"
"Abe! Hindi nahi aathi hain kya?"

They expect me to know Quantum Mechanics and Cosmology because I graduated from Physics Department. While my interest and much of my courses were related to light and optics. So do I know Optics very well? Not the least of it. Optics is a very vast subject. After spending two "FULL" years in optics, I learnt that what I know is just 1E-39 of the whole. That would roughly be the fraction of 1cm to the size of the universe today... I mean these days.

And then, I sketch as a hobby.
"You can sketch?"
"NO"

I write as a hobby
"You are a writer!"
"Now, WHO told you that?"

I watch a lot of Japanese animes (animated series) and can speak some pleasantries in Japanese. But I do not know Japanese. I have mixed what I know of Telugu and Malayalam and was able to survive in Tamil Nadu (Telugu and Malayalam are supposedly local dialects of the original Tamizh). But I do not know Tamil.

Now, when I am in high spirits, I just look at things the other way around. I do not know Tamil, but I could survive in Tamil Nadu. I do not know Visual Basic, but I am coding in Visual Basic. I did not know HTML, but I wrote my resume in HTML. I could do couple of other things. Little tricks to keep living!

But I am not alone in this. There is another guy from Andhra Pradesh where I live and he was talking to a tall guy from Nagpur. I was lying on my bed reading, as usual. They were talking about seasons, flowers, bees and fruits.
"Kya season main aatha hyin", said the Telugu guy, with his heavy telgish accent.
"Summer", said the tall guy coolly
"Mangoes ka season main?"
"After mangoes"
"Kya variety miltha hain?"
"variety?"
"haan.. mathlab.. santra ya orange?"

....silence....
I could no longer hold my laughter. I turned to look at the tall guy. He sat shocked, with his mouth open. And then I let out a laugh. It lasted five long minutes and my insides were aching from all the twitching and rolling. The Telugu guy probably meant to ask whether it was sweet lime or orange.

Look it this way or that, alone or not, I do not know what role I play. What purpose. What divine reason. The important questions that have plagued the philosophers and the common men alike, in good times and bad ones, alike. There was a time, when these questions drove me crazy. The obsession to find the answers ended in a rather unexpected way. It might be hilarious to some one stranger like you. But it came to me like a much awaited rain washing away the filth. I now don't mind playing the fool nor the deaf and dumb. I don't mind playing anything or nothing, as long as I have books with stories. The fact that I myself am playing a role on a stage became less daunting and intimidating, when I began to set stages and see the puppets unravel the story. I left those important questions unanswered. I remember. I remember well. I remember how it felt to get drenched in the rain, smelling the wet earth and dropping the questions to be washed away by the flood. I was reading "To Kill A Mockingbird" then. In Chennai. During my internship in IMSc. The summer I met a girl with big black eyes who was very good at Math. I remember the feeling. I knew I was stepping down the props of humanity, to become just a doll.. a puppet... to not be amused, but to amuse.

Reason, you ask, Ma'm?
Haha... One day might come, Ma'm, when you will see this mighty stage. It is so unreasonable, there is no place for reason. Desire and Will. They are the only things keeping it ticking. My desire for stories. And Her willingness to narrate.

Did you say you want to try, Ma'm?
Come. Step up. Choose your mask. Pick your colours. Oh those ribbons would suit you so good. Yes, yes! They are all yours. You can put on any frock you desire. Do not be reasonable. Now then, are you ready? Know that the crowd might scare you. You can shiver and tremble. You can stammer. Thats alright. Just remember, don't be amused. You are here to amuse.

End of article!
:P
I don't know what happened and how it turned out to be like this. This looks like a dream. A dream churning reality with imagination. I think I need some caffeine.

Jade.

Monday, August 04, 2008

The Face On The Wall by E V Lucas

I was looking for this story. I first read this story when I was at school, perhaps in 8th std. I don't remember what feelings I had for it then, but surely now, I love this story. And since I found it on the internet with very great difficulty, I thought I should post it here so I can read it whenever I want. If it violates any copyright regulations let me know.


We were talking of events which cannot be explained by natural causes at Dabney’s last evening. Most of us had given an instance without producing much effect. Among the strangers to me was a little man with an anxious face. He watched each speaker with the closest attention, but said nothing. Then Dabney wishing to include him in the talk, turned to him and asked if he had no experience he could narrate - no story that could not be explained. He thought a moment. “Well,” he said, “not a story in the ordinary sense of the word; nothing like most of your examples. Truth, I always believe, is not only stranger than a made up story, but also greatly more interesting. I could tell you an occurrence which happened to me personally and which strangely enough completed itself only this afternoon.”

We begged him to begin.

“A year or two ago,” he said, “I was in rooms in an old house in Great Ormond Street. The bedroom walls had been painted by the previous tenant, but the place was damp and there were great patches on the walls. One of these - as indeed often happens - exactly like a face. Lying on a bed in the morning and delaying getting up I came to think of it as real as my fellow lodger. In fact, the strange thing was that while the patches on the wall grew larger and changed their shapes, this never did. It remained just the same.

“While there I fell ill with influenza, and all day long I had nothing to do but read or think, and it was then that the face began to get a firmer hold of me. It grew more and more real and remarkable. I may say that it filled my thoughts day and night. There was a curious curve of the nose and the forehead was remarkable, in fact the face of an uncommon man, a man in a thousand.”

“Well, I got better, but the face still controlled me, found myself searching the streets for one like it. Somewhere, I was convinced, the real man must exist, and him I must meet. Why, I had no idea; I only knew that he and I were in some way linked by fate. I often went to places where people gather in large numbers - political meetings, football matches, railway stations. But all in vain. I had never before realized as I then did how many different faces of man there are and how few. For all faces differ, and yet they can be grouped into few types.”

“The search became a madness with me. I neglected everything else. I stood at busy corners watching the crowd until people thought me mad, and the police began to know me and be suspicious. I never looked at women; men, men, men, all the time.”

He passed his hand over his brow as if he was very tired. “And then,” he continued. “I at last saw him. He was in a taxi driving east along Piccadilly. I turned and ran beside it for a little way and then saw an empty one coming. ‘Follow that taxi,’ I said and leaped in. The driver managed to keep it in sight and it took us to Charing Cross. I rushed on to the platform and found my man with two ladies and a little girl. They were going to France. I stayed there trying to get a word with him, but in vain. Other friends had joined the party and they moved to the train in one group.”

I hastily purchased a ticket to Folkstone, hoping that I should catch him on the boat before it sailed; but at Folkstone he got on the ship before me with his friends, and they disappeared into a large private cabin. Evidently he was a rich man.”

“Again I was defeated; but I determined to go with him, feeling certain that when the voyage had begun he would leave the ladies and come out for a walk on the deck. I had only just enough for a single fare to Boulogne but nothing could stop me now. I took up my position opposite his cabin door and waited. After half an hour the door opened and he came out, but with the little girl. My heart beat fast. There was no mistaking the face, every line was the same. He looked at me and moved towards the way to the upper deck. It was now or never, I felt.”

“Excuse me,” I stammered, “but do you mind giving me your card? I have a very important reason in asking it.”

“He seemed to be greatly surprised, as indeed well he might; but he granted my request. Slowly he took out his case and handed me his card and hurried on with the little girl. It was clear that he thought me mad and thought it wiser to please me than not.”

“Holding the card tight in my hand I hurried to a lonely corner of the ship and read it. My eyes grew dim; my head reeled; for on it were the words; Mr. Ormond Wall, with an address at Pittsburgh, U.S.A. I remember no more until I found myself in a hospital at Boulogne. There I lay in a broken condition for some weeks, and only a month ago did I return.”

He was silent.

We looked at him and at one another and waited. All the other talk of the evening was nothing compared with the story of the little pale man.

“I went back,” he started once again after a moment or so, “to Great Ormond Street and set to work to find out all I could about this American. I wrote to Pittsburgh; I wrote to American editors; I made friends with Americans in London: but all that I could find out was that he was a millionaire with English parents who had resided in London. But where? To that question I received no answer.”

“And so the time went on until yesterday morning, I had gone to bed more than usually tired and slept till late. When I woke, the room was bright with sunlight. As I always do, I looked at once at the wall on which the face is to be seen. I rubbed my eyes and sprang up. It was only faintly visible. Last night it had been clear as ever - almost I could hear it speak. And now it was a ghost of itself.”

“I got up confused and sad and went out. The early editions of the papers were already out. I saw the headline, ‘American Millionaire’s Motor Accident.’ You all must have seen it. I bought it and read. Mr. Ormond Wall, the Pittsburgh millionaire, and party, motoring in Italy, were hit by a wagon and the car overturned. Mr. Wall’s condition was critical.”

“I went back to my room and sat on the bed looking with unseeing eyes at the face on the wall. And even as I looked, suddenly it completely disappeared.”

“Later I found that Mr. Wall died of his injuries at what I take it to be that very moment.”

Again he was silent.

“Most remarkable,” we said, “most extraordinary,” and so forth, and we meant it too.

“Yes,” said the stranger. “There are three extraordinary, three most remarkable things about my story. One is that it should be possible for a patch on the wall of a house in London not only to form the features of a gentleman in America but also to have a close association with his life. Science will not be able to explain that yet. Another one is that the gentleman’s name should bear any relation to the spot on which his features were being so curiously reproduced by some unknown agency. Is it not so?”

We agreed with him, and our original discussion on supernatural occurrences set in again with increased excitement, during which the narrator of the amazing experience rose up and said good-night. Just as he was at the door, one of the company recalled us to the cause of our excited debate by asking him, before he left what he considered the third most exciting thing in connection with his deeply interesting story. “You said three thing, you know?” said he.

“Oh, the third thing,” he said, as he opened the door, “I was forgetting that. The third extraordinary thing about the story is that I made it up about half an hour ago. Good-night again.”

E V Lucas

Saturday, August 02, 2008